Apparently i'm slacking on the blog front, everyone has stepped up to the plate but me. Ok here you go! Just google "[your name] needs" and copy a few that catch your eye into a post. Here’s what the internet thinks I need:
Katie needs to talk at talking times only
katie needs a show name
Katie needs a real man, not someone who believes in aliens
Katie needs to use the litter pan on her own
Katie needs to wear panty hose
Katie needs to be bathed 1-2 times per week to control the infections
Katie needs your help with vocabulary words
Katie needs a wand
Katie needs a very special home because she is dog aggressive
Katie needs rescueing from the sheriff
Katie needs no introduction
Katie needs to nap more during the day
Katie needs painkillers
Katie needs to lay off the ageing make-up
katie needs a bigger wagon
Katie needs haikus
Katie needs to think like a man
Katie needs a loo
Katie needs to make a life-sized Blue Fairy Penguin by Friday
Katie needs to fix a time for Poohsticks
Katie needs to get herself some Herpecin
Katie needs to get some glasses not bought at Wal-Mart
Katie needs to dress up like a man
Ok i know this is more that your supposed to add but shit i was having too much fun!! This is brilliant! I need some good stuff!
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
I am very needy
Monday, January 23, 2006
CNN
I'm not sure if it's just a slow day at CNN or if they are trying to divert attention from the Ford cutbacks. Either way it's funny. We are all very happy for stinky!!
Friday, January 20, 2006
Buttloads
Yesterday one of my coworkers Rebecca was looking for some blank CD labels. I told her where they were and she proceeded to say that we have "buttloads" of them. Ofcourse i chuckled and shared with her that i wish that was a true measurement. Well guess what kids? IT IS!!!!!!!
God bless Rebecca for being so knowledgable she directed me to the definition. So from now on when i reference the measurement, for example, I have a buttload of shoes, I am not being vulgar, i'm being honost!
Have a great weekend!
Thursday, January 19, 2006
H5N1 Bird Flu
Okey dokey, i got this great link for bird flu questions and answers. Coming from the bird lady this is all the information you need to know about this damn flu. ENJOY!!
Happy Eating!!
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
WHY?!?!?!??!
I feel the God's LOVE to test me. LOVE!!!! So here's the latest that was brought to my attention this morning.
UPDATE 1-Tug sinks off North Carolina, two dead
Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:22 AM ET
NEW YORK, Jan 18 (Reuters) - A tug separated from an oil barge and sank in heavy seas off Cape Fear, North Carolina, early on Wednesday, killing two crew members, tug and barge operator Maritrans Operating Co. said.
Six were rescued and one was still missing from the crew of the Valour, said Maritrans, a unit of Maritrans Inc.
The M 192 barge, carrying 135,000 barrels of #6 oil, or residual fuel oil, is adrift, the company said, though it has not been reported damaged. The barge was headed for Corpus Christi, Texas.
Maritrans said it has activated its oil spill emergency plans and said it is coordinating its operations with the U.S. Coast Guard.
Ok so we are all on the same page here, there is a free floating barge 6 miles away from land carrying 4.5 million gallons of heavy fuel oil. The coast guard are trying to get control of the barge, let's hope they do....quickly! Every single time i have plans to come home a damn spill decides to arise the week before! Cross your fingers kids that the coasty's get ahold of this one. :)
Monday, January 16, 2006
I feel bad...
Mary Pat and Frank are spending the week in Mexico...they had a last minute change in plans apparently, and they had to change ALL their arrangements. Usually this much of a last minute change would stress MP and Frankie out. I decided to check out the web page of the place they ended up having to stay at.
It doesn't look to inviting does it?
Oh man that pool looks dirty!
I hope their room is nicer than this dump
I'd rather swim in Lake Erie!!!
So, Mom and Dad i just want you to know we are all thinking of you, and we're going to have a fundraiser so you guys can go on a nice vacation next year. We are SO sorry you are stuck in Mexico in such an awful place! Safe trip home!!!!
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Peek-a-Boo!
Screech owls are the itty bitty of the owl world and DAMN they are cute! Something hilarious they do among many is when you pick them up. Most birds, when you pick them up, freak out and trash. We use the technique of putting a towel over their heads cause the birds are just smart enough that they think if they can't see us we can't see them and they relax. Now about the Screech owls. When you pick them up they also take on the i can't see you trick, but there is usually no sheet needed. It's so CUTE!!!!!!
YOU CAN'T SEE MEEEEE!!!!!!!
Sunday, January 08, 2006
GIGI
Damn i got cute godkids!
Chubby little gianna
Don't you just want to bite her! (maybe just a little nibble)
Thursday, January 05, 2006
Maary Paaat and Fraaaaank
I don't think i have ever posted the parental units. They made the x-mas pictures this year. Actually they were the only x-mas picture this year. I really slacked on camera duty on this trip home. So mom and dad get their own post! WOOHOO!!!!
Merry Christmas!!!!
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Do you Soduku?!
I'm hooked!!!! I think i need a support group. Just try one. You may get hooked you may not, but at least try it!!!
It's a ridiculous concept i know but it's a great constructive brain teaser that will keep you awake at night....or maybe thats just me. :)
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Whoa..it's 2006
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!
I totally stole this from Mikey but hey...i haven't posted in a while and I wanted to give y'all something to read when you get bored...a little sum up if you will.
1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before? Found a job IN my field that i truly enjoy and can actually financially support me. Craziness
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?I made a resolution not to make a resolution....so yes i kept it!
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? One of my god children Gianna, in my extended family...baby Julia, Angel and Lisa are preggers does that count?
4. Did anyone close to you die?Not this year...and thats the way i want to keep it
5. What countries did you visit?Delaware totally counts!! It's a whole different country in itself. I mean really who wants to visit DE. No one. I did spend some time west of the border in Canada but it doesn't count anymore it has been so frequently visited.
6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?A neice or nephew :), a cleaning lady, a bigger closet and shoe holder, someone to pay my bills, a tiny bit more money, and last but not least a dog :)
7. What dates from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?JUly 9th, Lisa and Mikey got hitched; Aug 5th, the Pavlovi duo got hitched; Aug 30th, I done went and moved to Delaware
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? Making smart choices, and being able to go into target and wegmans again!!!
9. What was your biggest failure?I took off my shoes during Lisa's wedding...but just for one SONG!
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?yes and yes...let's hope 2006 is healthier and happier
11. What was the best thing you bought?MY CAR!!!!!
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?Those who urged me to take this job as much as they wanted to say DON'T GO STAY WITH ME!
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?They shall remain nameless :)
14. Where did most of your money go?Moving to Delaware...and shoes
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?Coming home to see friends and family who i miss more than life
16. What song will always remind you of 2005? Kevin Little "Turn me on" LOVE IT
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:a) happier or sadder? Happierb) thinner or fatter? A bit thinner.c) richer or poorer? Richer, and that makes no sense
18. What do you wish you'd done more of? Saving $
19. What do you wish you'd done less of? Spending $
20. How will you be spending Christmas?I did the Christmas thing in b-lo with those who mean MOST to me. Even though i had to wait until 7PM to open my gifts on x-mas :)
21. How will you be spending New Years? working and sleeping...with a little eating shoved in somewhere
22. Did you fall in love in 2005?Negative
23. How many one-night stands? c'mon now!!! My mom is going to read this!!
24. What was your favorite TV program? extreme home makeover, friends, will and grace, CSI Miami, who's wedding is it anyway
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?i don't think so....don't hate congratulate
26. What was the best book you read?I've really picked up my reading habits this year. Instead of books i'm going to go with authors, dean kootz, nora roberts, Gregory Maguire, and ofcourse dan brown.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?last 5 years, tick tick boom,jack johnson, i could go on and on...music is the BEST!
28. What did you want and get?A good fun job
29. What did you want and not get?A good fun job in b-lo
30. What was your favorite film of this year? rent...not cause it was the best but i anticipated it the most and it payed off
31. What did you do on your birthday?worked at my fairly new job and no one really knew it was my birthday, BUT my roomate made me pumpkin pancakes and apple crisp!!!! one cannot ask for a better birthday feast
32.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?Not sure 2005 was a pretty good one
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005? HOT!
34. What kept you sane?support of friends and family fo sho!
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?ryan reynolds is pretty high up there right now
36. What political issue stirred you the most?I'm in a good mood i don't wanna talk about poitics
37. Who did you miss?Those in and around b-lo...and my ACCC peeps!
38. Who was the best new person you met?DE people for sure, but also a choice few back in the b-lo area :)
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005: I didn't necassarily learn this but my mind was refreshed. Bird poop smells!
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:"Some days you gotta dance, Live it up when you get the chance, Cause when the world doesn’t make no sense, And you’re feeling just a little too tense, Gotta loosen up those chains and dance"
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