Grama would be SOOOO happy!!!

My friend Marc is hilarious......and these are is just one example of that...make sure you use the bathroom before you watch...cause i just about wet my pants when i saw this!!!

Welcome Adelaide!!!!!

6lbs 5oz Adelaide Garvey

Welcome little one....you are perfect, you will fit in just fine!

Are we there yet?....now?...how about now?....now?

I'm done with this semester on thursday night...IT CAN'T COME FAST ENOUGH!!!!!

I saw this on a friends site today and it made life so much better! It helps that it's one of my fav christmas songs...

sorry mom...don't worry i still hold a special place in my heart for some Kenny and Dolly.

Hello Marzipan, this is....something funny

Dan and i were attempting to decorate his house this weekend for the holidays. As i was arranging some holiday towels in his bathroom the conversation went something like this:

Dan: Where are you going to put those?

Me: On the towel rack...

Dan: To use?

Me: Yes, whats the point of having towels in the bathroom if you are not going to use them?

Dan: OK.

Me: If i am going to buy a set of towels i'm going to get use out of them, if i want something pretty to put on the wall i will buy a picture.

Dan: Wow, these towels stink.

Me: Oops...no that was me. I farted.

It may not seem as funny to all of you but i lost my sh*t laughing. Whoever doesn't think farting is funny needs to do some reassessment in life. I didn't mean to do it...and when it happened i didn't even smell it...i thought i was in the clear. Apparently not. Dan is such a good boy...he followed suit and we laughed our faces off. I might be the worst girlfriend ever. :)

I should have blamed it on the towels.