Friday, December 05, 2008

Why am I annoyed?...





It's Friday night....

Here I sit in my new living room.....

I am entering the last week of classes of my Grad school career...

I'm sitting on the couch pounding away at 1 of 7 projects due next week.....

Emeril came on TV...

I don't really care for Emeril....

I'm putting up with it...

I'm too lazy to get up to get the remote to change it....

He just put garlic into the pan....

The audience exploded with applause, whistling and general craziness....


What did i miss?


I'm still sitting here...

He's cooking his second dish of the night...

He has mentioned garlic 4 times...

The audience exploded with excitement...

EVERY...

SINGLE...

TIME...


I don't know why i'm so annoyed by these people's reaction to the garlic....


Hold on...

Let's perform an experiement...


OREGANO!


Did you pee yourself with excitment?


Stupid remote across the room......





1 brilliant thoughts by others:

Anonymous said...

I only pee myself with excitement when someone mentions chocolate and peanut butter in the same breath.