Monday, November 06, 2006

Monday monday......

Did i ever mention how much i'm not a fan of monday's. Well i'm not, it means the weekend is over. It means i have to get up early. It means i actually have to be productive. So needless to say I am a fan of the weekend. Wanna know what makes weekends un-fun (totally a word)? Working on sunday. Not only does it cut your weekend short but it's not even the start of your work week because the next day is MONDAY!!! And we all know how i feel about monday. Ok introduction over.

I had to work yesterday (sunday). I had a very important meeting to attend that was going to take all of my afternoon. So being the responsible person that I am I got up ontime, got ready and was out the door to be to work a whole HOUR early to prepare for the meeting. Ok who's proud so far....

Yesterday was a gorgeous day! Feeling good i walk outside to my car, and low and behold I have a flat tire. (Insert explatives here) This situation does not concern me much but it has now put me in a foul mood. I go back inside, call work and tell them the situation and that i should still be ontime but i'll call if things change. I change my clothes and go back out to tackle the tire. No biggie, once you have changed a tire it's very self explanitory. I have had my car for 2 years and this is the first time i have had to change my tire. Pretty good i think.

Not to be sexist but if i need to change a tire i am always nervous a guy is going to stop and ask me if i need assistance. I understand they are just being nice, well most of the time, but i feel weird saying no i'm fine...or basically leave me alone, i don't need your stinkin help. I was very lucky. I was in my own lot at my house and it's not a very high traffic area, so i was not concerned. I do have to say that I don't live in the most ideal of neighborhoods. It does not make me uncomfortable to live there but let's just say it's not "ideal". ANYWHOOOO...I'm tooling along changing the tire and not once, not twice, but THREE times cars have driven by and honked. Honked? I don't get it....were they saying "Look at you changin a tire...Way to go!" Or were they saying "You look ridiculous....Good luck with that one!". I did not stop them to ask their purpose but i found it odd none the less. The kicker of it all was that my 3rd and final honk was a school bus. A SCHOOLBUS? Number one...it's 11am on a sunday morning. Are you out on your weekly schoolbus nice sunday mornin drive? Goin to church? Couldn't afford the used chevy suburban and just upgraded to a school bus, or are you one of THOSE families. Regardless, it made me chuckle... A LOT! Needless to say the tire changing went smoothly and my donut lasted through this morning when i dropped it off to be fixed.

Wanna know what tops off this experience? My conversation with my sister this morning after i dropped off my car.

L: Whas up...just feedin the maevinator...got you on speaker phone
K: Word word...just dropped off my car i had a flat tire
L: Oh no what happened
K: got a big nail in it so i changed it and just dropped it off to be fixed
L: YOU CHANGED IT?!
K: Yes..it's not rocket science
L: Why didn't you call AAA, thats why you have it
K: Thing one i don't have AAA, and 2 why call them and wait 2 hrs when i can fix the problem in 15 min by myself
L: Well then why do I have AAA?
K: for when you lock your keys in the car...car accident...breakdown...
L: Oh....how did you know how to change a tire?
K: From being on my own for 8 years?
L: You have your own tools?
K: For what?
L: Changing your tire?
K: Lisa, they are in your car already
L: Your car comes with the tools?!?!?
K: Yes and so does yours.
L: Wow! The tire too??? Are the directions in the manual?
K: Yes but i would advise you to just call AAA Lisa...maybe i can teach you when i'm home next
L: Yeah let's have a tutorial!

So yeah needless to say, don't worry everyone, I will make sure Lisa gets a full tutorial on tire changing when i'm home next. Lis, Maybe you should readup on it in the manual first and then we can tackle the hands on portion at a later date. :) Good stuff people....good stuff.

6 brilliant thoughts by others:

Mike Garvey said...

Maybe she can use my tool belt.

Anonymous said...

Please, please, please let us know when this tutorial is scheduled

Anonymous said...

when i was in drivers ed, our instructor said, "now girls, you just stand back and watch how it's done." and he let the boys change the tired. i'll have to come to your tired changing lesson!

Anonymous said...

annnd i spelled "tire" wrong TWICE.

Anonymous said...

Let me know when the class is too, KT. I'll be sure to be there.

And I hope you flipped off the school bus.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure I taught you how to change a tire.
Hmmmmmmmm. Or was it how to put gas in the car?