Thursday, May 31, 2007

"Hold me closer Tony Danza"

Apparently this song is called "whine up". What does that mean?!?!? I don't think i even want to know.....

So do me a favor and listen to the first 10 seconds of this clip....and tell me what YOU think she is sayin....

Because to me she is saying.....

"Pineapple...pineapple...pineapple..oh yeah"

Give it a second listen...and i bet you'll see it my way....i think she needs to change the title.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Office Linebacker

Did you ever wish you had one of these at your job....How great would that be?!!??!?

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Lock me up...

This is beyond great. Best campaign sticker ever!
The funny part of this story..... i was behind this woman for like 4 lights, and each time we stopped i tried to get a picture of this damn sticker. First i tried my camera phone, bad quality, gotta break out the big guns. Got the camera out....hmm...not close enough...inch closer....hold camera as far over dashboard as possible.....yesssssssss got it!

Being so proud ofmyself for getting a good pic i was smiling and laughing....all by myself. The light was long enough i could put the camera away and continue to jam to the radio tune. While singing at inappropriate levels with all windows open i glance at the car in front of me and see the woman driving GLARING at me.

What is the appropriate thing to do at this point you ask? Well, without a second thought i smiled and gave her a thunbs up.

Yep a thumbs up.

God only knows what she thinks of the crack head girl behind her who has been riding her tail for like 4 lights and is taking inappropriate pictures of the back of her car and now belting out an interesting broadway tune called "i speak six languages". PSYCHO!!!!!!

Yep...thats me.

Aren't you glad you 're friends with me? Yeah me too. :)

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Homestar says it best


Alright Sabres....this is it.


C'mon now...i live in Delaware. I don't get to share the hometown excitement that ensues. I make all sorts of excitement for you in Deaware. I'm gettin people on the bandwagon....they are rooting for you. Delaware is not that big i have touched a lot of people with your talent. Thats pretty big if i do say so myself. Please get your asses in gear tonite and show Ottowa the team that deserves the Stanley Cup. It's you...i swear it's you. So for my sake and for the love of Delaware...and your new found Delawarian fans, bring it home tonite and kick some Canadian ass.


Seriously?

Well said Homestar. GO SABRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Lettuce Pray


I'm sorry i had to post this guy....he's the cutest thing ever

Thursday, May 10, 2007

A beautiful disaster

I'm just going to put it out there that i love Kate Spade. I do i love her. She has made an incredible name for herself and she is very successful. I would also like to mention i love her products!!!! Every design of purse, china, wallet, clothing, bag, etc, etc, i love. Here are some of my favs...in no particular order.




Now out of all those things....

Cute...right?!!?!

Right.

While i was checking out the latest celebrity gossip this morning i had an unfortunate sighting of Kate at the costume event at the MET. OH Kate....i just don't get it...i thought you were so put together. Don't worry i still love your stuff...maybe you should be the woman behind the product...not in it...or in front of it.




Lets just forget this ever happened and go on being friends...ok? ok.





Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Merry Hump day!

It's BABY SEASON!!!!!!!! No, not this kind of baby. But baby birds!!!!!!
Some baby birds are not as cute as i would like them to be.
For example:

But then they make up for it with this kind:

A friend sent me this link recently that listed a whole lotta webcams....no worries not the dirty kind. The kind that watch nests. The especially cool ones are those that are a live streaming feed. I have a hard time staying interested in the ones that reload and refresh every 37 seconds. You can miss a whole heck of a lot in 37 seconds!!!!

Sooo if you happen to be having a slow day at work or if a certain something or someone has you awake at 2:34 in the morning check these out. They are fun. Let me just point out my personal favorite. It may or may not be up on my computer at work at all times when i need a small little baby fix. These are barn owls. SO COOL!!!! It's a mama and her 4 chicks. There is a bunch of previous footage below the camera too. I can't stand it they are so funny!

Other random news of the day....I have a headache that could kill a horse. Why you ask? Because in my delirium this morning when i was getting ready for work i knocked over a full...FULL bottle of purfume and it shattered on the floor. The good thing...no one was injured in this tragic event. The bad thing...I smell as if this is how i applied my smell of choice this morning.


Awsome.

OH AND.......Not many of you have seen my backyard but it's really great. Good sunage, great deck, and killer privacy. Ask me why i haven't been able to use it, or why i will not get to take advantage of it this summer? Go on....ASK!

Because i have these..... A bajillion of these!


These insects are so graciously called carpenter bees. Luckily the males donot have stingers and will not harm you....per say. But they swarm and they fight eachother and knock into my windows. They have made a feast of my backyard deck and awning. They actually dig holes in the wood where they ley their eggs. Bees that can dig holes in wood?! What is that nonsense?

I bet they are an incredibly interesting species and i have much to learn from them, but i want to use my backyard! Since they do not have stingers their way of fighting off preditors or other male bees is flying at them full force and running into them! I walk out my back door and i instantly have the eyes of 50+ wood bees on me, wondering if i am going to invade their nests. I WON'T...I just want to read my book in the sun and get a tan!!!!! I promise i won't even LOOK at the 5 million holes you have put in my deck. I PROMISE! So needless to say I'm not a huge fan of the bees at this point in time.

On a funnier note....Here are some CLASSIC shots from our trip to Florida...

Lisa and i look awsome.....and apparently i'm 6 mo pregnant. Great pic mom!

This is that night...i apprarently had the baby that afternnoon and was back to normal by 8pm. Mom and I decided to pretend we made this beautiful sandcastle and claim it as our own.

I was just trying to get some better pics of the pelicans. I decided to kneel and get better perspective....mom caught me on the way down....awsome!

Apparently MP was feeling punchy at dinner one night and instead of taking an adorable picture of Maeve with her papa....she took a picture of the inside of my freakishly large nostril.

Merry Hump Day!!!!!

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

I miss Florida

I miss Florida for many reasons...here is one of them.


As you can see we have waving under control....next step....walking!