C is for Cookie

Tequila Cookies

This is the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

• Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
• Take a large bowl
• Check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of thehighestquality, pour one level cup and drink.
• Turn on the electric mixer.
• Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffybowl.
• Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
• At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, tryanother cupjust in case.
• Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl andchuck inthe cup of dried fruit.Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
• Mix on the turner. If the frieddruitgets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
• Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
• Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
• Check the Jose Cuervo.
• Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add one table.
• Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you canfind.
• Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fallover.Don't forget to bean off the turner.
• Finally, throw the bowl throughthewindow, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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