Egyptian Ratscrew, is a card game. I know it sounds awful but it's a hoot to play. It is almost remanisant of the card game war but with more people.
Here's the official definition....(i will highlight some key parts):
Egyptian Ratscrew is an unusual, extremely fast-paced game vaguely reminiscent of slapjack, spit, speed, stress, nurse, etc. for two or more players. It can get pretty hot. Anyone can play, but to be good requires quick thinking, fast reflexes, and tough hands.
People can try to "slap" the pile. This can be an actual slap, a subtle tap, a quick sweep, or even a full-force hammer-fist.
For instance, if the two top cards form a pair then anyone may attempt to be the first to slap the pile. Whoever slaps the pile first gets it. Sometimes it may be difficult to determine who slapped the pile first, as there may be tangled fingers, a broken table, or sometimes blood(players may consider instituting a "no rings" policy).
In reading some websites about the official rules these are some variations that i enjoyed reading about....
"For the adventurous, Egyptian Ratscrew can be played as a full-contact game: when a slap criterion is met, the pile is open to any competition: Restrictive variations also exist, mostly to curb the more violent or injurious aspects of slapping. The most popular is 'no rings', which requires players to remove rings and other jewelry from their hands while playing. A ring will create a pressure point when slapping on top of a prior slapper's hand, and some players may deliberately use this for psychological warfare to make people hesitate."
"Other forms of psychological warfare include deliberately slapping hard well after ownership of the deck has been established for the sole purpose of injuring the hands of the players who made the slap on-time. Extreme players make their hands into fists for the purpose of causing maximum damage."
My personal favorite......
"As a method to prevent players hovering their hand over the pile, a rule can be placed where a player must first slap their forehead before they may slap the pile."
Okey dokey...so needless to say...even if you didn't understand how to play the game you get the point that there is slapping involved. This being said....everyone plays this game with their own flare. For example.....
Lou is a poor loser....if he slaps the pile and does not win it he takes it out on the person next to him. (most of the time it's marc)
Poor Marc, he just plays the game all sorts of fair and square and always get the crap beaten out of him...mostly from Lou
Nicole...how shall i say....occassionally cheats...and i'll give her the credit that she's good at it, but she has an unfair advantage and we all know it. She has long arms....this is mostly useful specifically for reaching the pile of cards better than everyone else. We oh so lovingly gave her the nickname, monkey arms, for obvious reasons.
I on the other hand have short arms...this proves to be a disadvantage to me, but no worries i make up for it :) In the heat of the game as people are being bruised and battered, insults start to fly...all in good fun ofcourse.
In response to me harping on Nicoles monkey arms one day she told me that maybe i would have a better chance slapping the pile if i didn't have "T-rex arms". Ok now thats hilarious...just think about it! Funny? Yep...i thought so. Anywho...this is an ongoing joke and i'm all for it.
So why this long drawn out blog about the card game...
Well..... this commercial game out i just about fell down and died.
This is beyond great. Best campaign sticker ever! 
This is that night...i apprarently had the baby that afternnoon and was back to normal by 8pm. Mom and I decided to pretend we made this beautiful sandcastle and claim it as our own. 
I was just trying to get some better pics of the pelicans. I decided to kneel and get better perspective....mom caught me on the way down....awsome!
Apparently MP was feeling punchy at dinner one night and instead of taking an adorable picture of Maeve with her papa....she took a picture of the inside of my freakishly large nostril. 
